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Song Parodies -> "D-I-A-L-E-C-T"

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Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Wie kind, ich moved vom farmish, garnished gar nicht, Amish lant.
Mein teachers had dings aus to shpell zo ich vould undershtant--
Wie "T-H-A-T ist not 'dot'; C-O-N-N-E-C-T
Ist vas du do mit dose kleines dings."
Dey hat a hart time mit me.

Mein D-I-A-L-E-C-T can mean dass ich might say
Ven I'm shpeakink, ein J fuer Y, like "yack auf" or "blau yay."
Und ich vas zo slow dass dey vere forced to vork doppel schnell mit me.
How dey vished ich didn't shpeak dis D-I-A-L-E-C-T.

Dey dink dass ich mean beim "schnitt," "fit."
But ich say, "No vay!
'Schnitt' ist C-U-T, like in de 'cut de schit,' ¿comprende?"
Dey yell out, "Dat's a hurtink vord!"
Dey haff schit fit van ich shpeak,
Und den ich hear dem yellink "turd". . .
Wie Dienstag in de veek?

Mein D-I-A-L-E-C-T ist gettink in de vay,
Und dey vish dass vould G-O me, wery far, far avay.
Dey are so demoralized; life ist dunkel hell mit me.
Dey vish dass I vould learn as a self-D-I-D-A-C-T.
I hear von dem RE: me a D-I-A-T-R-I-B-E.
Also den Ich say, "Eat mein S-C-H-E-I –ESSZET-E."

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Dylan "Der Deutschlander" Baranski - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! 555 vienerschnitzel für you! Und ich give you a Dylan Baranski Avard für "Bezt Parody auf ze Day"!
alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i like how ya threw in "comprende"
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Altho' I'm of partial German descent...I'm lost with the language...but, I'm imagining this to be very funny...
John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Vielen dank, Dylan, Alvin, AFW.
2Eagle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Some people who don't understand German don't know there is no "th" dipthong in the language. By the way, John, the best word for Mel is "nudnik".
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment's Ahnolt's theme tune! You've done this very gescheit...funf funf funf
Thomas Schildkröte - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Non possunt primi esse omnes in omne tempore, aber diese ist eine von die besten Parodien. Funfzehn.

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