Song Parodies -> Strong Belcher Wields Her Skecher
| Original Song Title: | "Strawberry Fields Forever" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Strong Belcher Wields Her Skecher" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Svelte belles make euw! sounds of disgorging food. . .
Strong belcher yields
'cause her friend wields her plunging finger. . .nothing spouts.
Strong belcher yields to retcher.
So then she ceases, her mouth closed. Friend's plunging hand
Can't start a stream.
It's sometimes hard to free your lunch, to get it all out.
It doesn't splatter, munched food, cream.
Finger's further down to get gorged-on food. . .
Strong belcher shields
Her shoes from yield of pumped-out puke that's bound to spout.
Strong belcher shields her Skechers.
No hunks yet leave; she's got dry heaves; she grieves,
'cause nothing's primed to blow.
Sadly she can't explode, spew it--trying all night
But all she musters is a gag.
Only makes much sound. . .not disgorging food. . .
Strong belcher yields,
Though her friend wields her plunging finger. . .nothing spouts.
Strong belcher yields to retcher.
Thar she blows! This time she succeeds:
It's a Yellowstone Old Faithful stream.
She lets it go till what's ingested's all gone;
At last, her stinking dinner's freed.
Belcher gazes down at her gorgeous shoes:
Strawberries, veal, nutmeg, shrimp peeled, bran, nuts figs, stew, tongue up did spout.
Strong belcher feels displeasure,
Strong belcher feels dyspepsia,
Strong belcher wields her Skecher.
[fade on concurrent sounds of regurgitation and derrière being kicked]
Strong belcher yields
'cause her friend wields her plunging finger. . .nothing spouts.
Strong belcher yields to retcher.
So then she ceases, her mouth closed. Friend's plunging hand
Can't start a stream.
It's sometimes hard to free your lunch, to get it all out.
It doesn't splatter, munched food, cream.
Finger's further down to get gorged-on food. . .
Strong belcher shields
Her shoes from yield of pumped-out puke that's bound to spout.
Strong belcher shields her Skechers.
No hunks yet leave; she's got dry heaves; she grieves,
'cause nothing's primed to blow.
Sadly she can't explode, spew it--trying all night
But all she musters is a gag.
Only makes much sound. . .not disgorging food. . .
Strong belcher yields,
Though her friend wields her plunging finger. . .nothing spouts.
Strong belcher yields to retcher.
Thar she blows! This time she succeeds:
It's a Yellowstone Old Faithful stream.
She lets it go till what's ingested's all gone;
At last, her stinking dinner's freed.
Belcher gazes down at her gorgeous shoes:
Strawberries, veal, nutmeg, shrimp peeled, bran, nuts figs, stew, tongue up did spout.
Strong belcher feels displeasure,
Strong belcher feels dyspepsia,
Strong belcher wields her Skecher.
[fade on concurrent sounds of regurgitation and derrière being kicked]
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A bulemic beauty. :-)
Welcome back Sir John. Stand back as I now will project 15 boli (I hope that's a word) in your direction.
Gut-wrenching syllable-matching!
Oops. Make that "bul_i_mic ..." :-)
disgustingly wonderful job on a tough song
Thanks, Stan, IB, JD, Alvin.
Although my brain hurts from reading this, John....I bow down to your linguistic mastery and well formed funny bone. 555
Bring it up again and I'll vote on it. In fact I'll vote anyway. Tosing up one side of fives, Chicken fived veal and a ham on five, hold the mayo. Nice parody sir puke of hurl.
Pirate Jack Barrow . . . Re-gergitated food is even worse than L' Meat! What kind of meds do they have you on? Sir, please, take care of yourself . . . as we love your poetry.
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