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Song Parodies -> "Borne Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Borne Free"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Borne fee. And me, no ticket, so
I sneak on to save dough. . .
Borne free. Soon the bus will start.

It's free; zooms right to downtown, too 'n'
I croon a renowned tune
And wait for bus to depart.

Pay? Me?! For that, I deride you.
It's free, though a boring ride;
I won't stride outside.

Borne free. As I ride I'm snick'rin',
But soon I'll be bick'rin'
'cause I'm borne free.

"Pay, please!" There's a man beside, who
Says free ain't the way to ride,
Then he heaves me outside.

Sore me. On payment I'm sittin'.
The road I'll be hittin',
Now foot-borne, me.

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alvin - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...i ride a bus to work, i see this played out a lot
2Eagle - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Ever try the Metrolink?

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