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Song Parodies -> "Lipstick on the Porker"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick on Your Collar"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Lipstick on the Porker"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Blah, blah, blah, blah. . . .

It looks like you are a clone of the putz on top;
If you're in, failed policies aren't likely to stop.
When he's gone, there'll be an Aegean Stables chore--
Trouble is, you're gonna be the same type of whore.

Lipstick on the porker masks the tales you spew;
Lipstick on the porker--redone W.
You're telling a corker: that D.C. change you'll do.
It's lipstick on a porker. . .one's running with you.

Paraphrase came unto me; Parker phrase, I think:
Can feed a porker culture, but can't make her think.
This ticket's a scary twain: pig bull in a dress
And a makeup artist who'll hew to current mess.

Lipstick on the porkers: tail and what you spew,
Lipstick on the porkers: hock-y mom and you.
Got himself a sore cur, who'll rouge before a chew;
Their riff-shtik is a corker. . .told some tales, those two. Oy!

Tex tells tall tales too, damn!

Sold their tale to you, huh?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
love it...smear campaign !
AFW - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm glad I red this..
the right man - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
typical leftist dribble on a woman no less
aTexyThing - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, just a little lipstick, really does the trick, I-rate-Jack !
The Middle Man - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny Freudian typo there, right man. I think the word you were looking for is "drivel", though maybe not... funny work here, John.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Way to "collar" them, John!

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