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Song Parodies -> "Gore Fan, the Wolfman"

Original Song Title:

"More Than a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Gore Fan, the Wolfman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Churls who can be really swell
As you know them during the day,
But when sun sets, they’re out for gore,
And then they’ll take your limbs away.
Suddenly they’ll take your life;
They’ll sink their teeth in you and chew.
They work at day and hunt at night—
Nocturnal stroll you should eschew.

He’s a gore fan, the wolfman,
Gore fan, the wolfman’s nasty.
Gore fan, the wolfman,
Gore fan, the wolfman’s ghastly.

There are stories old and true—
To heed them not, in peril you will be.
Vampires can’t see themselves
In mirrors—here we delve
Not the “Lug”ine. ..the lupine crew.
Just think—when it turns to night, these men
Are transformed and engender fears
And become beastly beyond ken.
This is worse than getting the evil eye;
It’s a horrible way to go.
To be a wolfman’s lunch. . .a bad way to die.
Maybe it is caused by rabies,
Making men canine,
Unafraid to sever and not at all saturnine

He’s a gore fan, the wolfman,
Gore fan, the wolfman’s nasty.
Gore fan, the wolfman,
Gore fan, the wolfman’s slashy.

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JAB - Beastly! ;D

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