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Song Parodies -> "I Am Wolfman"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Wolfman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night, but not to a lamb.

Howled, I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night, then I’m on the lam.

It ain’t easy stalking stiletto’d babes—
At least I needn’t woo ’em.
During day I wear shoes;
I look swell; well-coiffed is my ’do.
It’s lycanthropous,
Doing what I do.
Fangs have sharp points
For when I chew.
Night gets hectic
And I howl “ooooooooooooooooooo!”
No one understands
What I must go through.

I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night; I’m no longer “Sam.”

Howled, I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night—but not into “Pam.”

My teeth gashin’ folks rashly,
My claws slashin’.
I got this body that looks nasty
I bring guys and gals down—
They scream because I’m ghastly.
Right after the shock
I get real gnashly.

It’s perfect, my maw, for boldly snackin’—
First I’m attackin’, then bones are crackin’.
I just ain’t myself,
And I just can’t help trackin’
Down folks, then I rip ’em.
Here’s a tip: much caution
On your part should not be lackin’.
Women at night will get a bite
And women who try
To outrun me will die.

I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night; during day, I’m “Sam.”

Howled, I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
My body changes at night—out to kill I scram.

[no bridge in fangs]

I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
Argentine armaments—yikes! Lone Ranger? No fan!

Howled, I am (I am) wolfman (wolfman)
Yes I am. . . .
This Sparks song gave me a fright, so from it I ran.

[fade on repetitive yowling from dusk to dawn]

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Matthias - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Great little project you got going for yourself here. I think I might chip in with a parody of "LA Woman" by The Doors.
John Barry - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias. Go for it. I should have gone for that one, but I was getting burned out on the subject.
Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - In the interest of gender equality, are there any wolfwomen? ;D

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