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Song Parodies -> "Chunder on Boardwalk"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Boardwalk"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Chunder on Boardwalk"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh when a drunk kneels down
And starts to barf up food and hooch,
And his shoes get so sogged,
This isn't a guy that you'd hie to smooch.

Chundered on boardwalk--
Out pumped a sea,
Once a banquet of babyback ribs fare left me.

Chundered on boardwalk,
Out came a bunch,
Chunder on boardwalk
That had once been my lunch,
Chunder on boardwalk,
People walking around
Chunder on boardwalk,
Me, crawling like a hound
Upon the boardwalk, boardwalk.

Up came pork and beer,
A hearty pong from the craw then welled.
It's just like offal waste:
Those hot dogs and French fries sure smelled.

Chundered on boardwalk,
Out pumped a sea,
Once a banquet of transfat-dipped fare left me.

Chundered on boardwalk,
Out came the punch,
Chunder on boardwalk
With which I'd washed down lunch,
Chunder on boardwalk,
People walking around
Chunder on boardwalk,
Skirting appalling mound:
Chunder on boardwalk, boardwalk.

Chundered on boardwalk,
Out pumped the peas.
They'd been banished with the baked beans from within me.

Chundered on boardwalk,
Out pumped a piece
Of some branded beef basted with bad brandy.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Jason - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this John. I remember the OS when I was a lot younger. 555
McKludge - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I've got some 5's for you somewhere, hrrn, erk, uhmp, bloooooooorggh! There they are, next to the corn.
Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
So John - You did on the board hawk? You forgot to add the 'riff' in the lyrics. Sounds like you are best friends with Ralph Buick. I just had to bring that up. I better heave this alone and just vote you fives because if you bring it up again I'm sure they will vote on it.
alvin - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
i was eating soup as i read this...thanks...disgustingly funny
Roger Wood - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
funny - but revolting!
Project Sisyphus - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(urp) Great song, but please don't make a video.
Rick C - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
It's good to see that not much has changed since I've visited here. :-) 555
malcolm higgins - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
like Guy the amazing said. well done JB
PMS - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Hurling three five course meals at you
John Barry - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason, McKludge, Guy, Alvin, Roger, Project, Rick, Malcolm, PMS.
MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Upchucking 5's your way.... :)
Johnny D - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
ALSO TOTALLY GOOFY 555
John Jenkins - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent substitutions.
Dee Range - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate to puke, but love good barfing parodies, This one's top notch JB> High 5's

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