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Song Parodies -> "I Hear, the Crew's Sick"

Original Song Title:

"I Can Hear Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I Hear, the Crew's Sick"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We're underway;
There's a bad dream on the sea.
No one is holding, uh oh!
The wheel; it's spinning free.
Into bad weather, they puke and moan,
So the boat's zigzagging on its own.

I hear, the crew's sick,
I hear, the crew's sick.
The sound of their spitting vomit's ringing in my ears.
I hear, the crew's sick,
Eat, eat--crew sick.
Won't someone please call the Navy. . .
Get us out of here.

Dumbass crew
Ate meat not fully fried!
And now they're in pain, ow ow,
Feeling like ptomaine inside.
They could have cooked some kipper, hen--
Now, mouths open, it comes up again.

I hear, the crew's sick,
I hear, the crew's sick
The sound of their spitting vomit's ringing in my ears
I hear the crew's sick
Eat, eat--crew sick
Won't someone please call the Navy. . .
Get us out of here.

I hear, the crew's sick, and they whine, "Yech!"
I hear, the crew's sick--it takes flight, some gravy.
I hear, the crew's sick; when they dined,
It made the crew sick--also the sea that's wavy.

Arrrgh!!!!!!

Now I hear music,
Now I hear music.
The words of the lyrics mention "my god" being near.
They played that music
On Titanic
When the ship's stern started raising--
Then it disappeared.

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Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Great Beach Boys parody, JB!
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly fun....5s
John Barry - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
Kristof Robertson - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
" I wish they all could eat rancid pork and hurl"...you work out the song, JB...this is great! 555
John Barry - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof--I'll give it a shot.
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this what happened to the Edmund Fitzgerald? The Beach Boys' cover of this song was fantastic, but please note that the original was by the Ronettes. But I didn't, uh, DOCK you any points for it.

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