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Song Parodies -> "I’m a Czar"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I’m a Czar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Asked a churl what he wanted to be.
He said, “Crazy, you ask me?
I wanna kiss anus, the dark that ain’t seen—
Got my glossregalia in between.

“When can I say, ‘I’m a czar?’
Stretched it up there pretty far.
Hey, I want to be a czar—
Each day I will lunch you.”

I told that churl that his prod rect’s were good,
But at some point, you must unguent wood—
Work on the penis and balls—you’ll be fine,
And when you blow reach below the spine.

Taste it and you’ll be a czar,
Fress but do not teethe that spar,
Baste it and you’ll be a czar
And bathe in the love slough.

Veep, veep, veep, veep, yeah!

I told that churl, it’s a part that you’ll play
When you’re through lippin’, hey,
And that yum sphinct’s rosé,
You’ll be a czar after laving the dart. . .
Butt time, browning swiver: implant THAT part.

Hey, now you’ll cry, “I’m a czar!”
Yesmanism takes you far.
Hey, now you’ve the title “czar,”
What is it that you do?

Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, yeah,
Eat, eat, eat, eat, yeah,
Deep, deep, deep, deep, yeah. . . .

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TJC - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
'Tricky' verbiage, butt--czar'd to swallow...
Mark Scotti - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
The Czar's have it! And you've got fives...
< ! ! ! > - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, you mean you are 'bizarre' ! !
Old Man Ribber - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
The fault, dear Bruiser, is not in our czars but in ourselves! (Quite a write all right!) ;D
Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Wise men say only fools Russian. Or write one with this title about our President, when Presidents have had "czars" since Nixon.

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