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Song Parodies -> "Tape It, Dude, to Fix It"

Original Song Title:

"Take It to the Limit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Tape It, Dude, to Fix It"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

All that's broken is mended easily,
Such as night lights; you needn't use glue.
Don't worry if the mend is not a tight fit,
Here's all you have got to do:

Say you damaged your coffee creamer
(Dropped it hard on the ground),
And the spout's disarranged
(The broken piece is found).
Take that piece and then place it
On firm, the spout; in turn the spout's
Returned to whence it came.

You'll think of a fowl flyway
With the cute design.
Tape it, dude, to fix it, every time.

That design is a cute little ducky,
Who's an eponym for this tape kind.
Something falls, mend the pieces, no sorrow--
This tape's meant to bind.

All your busted things, you can keep 'em
(How they look, you don't care).
For that foot-kicked-in door
(Expeditious repair).
There's nothing you can't be seamin',
Like that trunk that's cracked, that bunk that's cracked,
That drum that's cracked, and more.

You fouled up on the highway,
Hit pole with "yield" sign.
Tape it, dude, to fix it, bumper's fine.

Tape it, dude, to fix it,
Tape it, dude, to fix it,
Tape it; that'll fix it, every time.

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Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
The title is a classic, and it kept going from there. Let me give you a five -- oops, I dropped it! Now it's broken! However will we fix it?
Ann Hammond - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Great humerous "How To" advice
alvin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
you certainly fixed up this dreary OS expertly
John Barry - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Ann, AFW, Alvin.
Dee Range - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved your 'little ducky' description of duct tape. This describes my ruck repairs perfectly.
Red Ant - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny that duct tape works pretty well on everything except ductwork.
stuart mcarthur - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
the title hooked me JAB, and you can add "eponym" to the long list of words that have only ever been used once in a parody, taking you even further into the lead of such scalp-claimers (daylight second) - 555
Peregrin - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Really enjoyed this one JB :)
Jonathan S. - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS. REALLY good parody, but, if I were you, I'd be careful using the word "seamin'." Oh, and to dee range, I didn't know you could repair "rucks." *uncontainable snickering*

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