Song Parodies -> The Kiss-Necks Throng
| Original Song Title: | "The Christmas Song" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Kiss-Necks Throng" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Flesh nuts roaming, and you're open, drier.
Drac's lot nipping at your throat.
Ghoul's night revels. . .beings with blood desire
And folks bled, sucked dry. . .emptied moats.
Sentient bodies groan when spurting out that missing O
Negative so red and bright.
Tiny dots on neck's side go to show
That something tined teeth deep tonight.
You know, the sanguivorous say
That swigging lots of gore is good till light of day.
You'll have another life after you die:
You're free to drain dear Uncle Joe and Aunt Vi.
Bram Stoked guys coffining, diurnal daze.
Their lids lifted when night is due.
Although they've been dead many nights, many days,
Still they'll kiss necks of you.
Drac's lot nipping at your throat.
Ghoul's night revels. . .beings with blood desire
And folks bled, sucked dry. . .emptied moats.
Sentient bodies groan when spurting out that missing O
Negative so red and bright.
Tiny dots on neck's side go to show
That something tined teeth deep tonight.
You know, the sanguivorous say
That swigging lots of gore is good till light of day.
You'll have another life after you die:
You're free to drain dear Uncle Joe and Aunt Vi.
Bram Stoked guys coffining, diurnal daze.
Their lids lifted when night is due.
Although they've been dead many nights, many days,
Still they'll kiss necks of you.
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Perfect for this time of the year! 555
Hallowe'en needs its own carols - that's a good one.
I know one Gore I wish they would swig... I'd be really Stoked. Fine bloodsport wordplay. 555
Sort of gives me a Halloweenish-Christmasy feeling..
Thanks, Jason, 2Eagle, TT, AFW.
the NEW nightmare before christmas
mwahaha! Great matching (as always) and an appropriately spooky parody. 555
Bela-issimo!
bloody good parody JAB - 555
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