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Song Parodies -> "The Kiss-Necks Throng"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Kiss-Necks Throng"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Flesh nuts roaming, and you're open, drier.
Drac's lot nipping at your throat.
Ghoul's night revels. . .beings with blood desire
And folks bled, sucked dry. . .emptied moats.

Sentient bodies groan when spurting out that missing O
Negative so red and bright.
Tiny dots on neck's side go to show
That something tined teeth deep tonight.

You know, the sanguivorous say
That swigging lots of gore is good till light of day.
You'll have another life after you die:
You're free to drain dear Uncle Joe and Aunt Vi.

Bram Stoked guys coffining, diurnal daze.
Their lids lifted when night is due.
Although they've been dead many nights, many days,
Still they'll kiss necks of you.

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Jason - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Perfect for this time of the year! 555
2Eagle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Hallowe'en needs its own carols - that's a good one.
Tommy Turtle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I know one Gore I wish they would swig... I'd be really Stoked. Fine bloodsport wordplay. 555
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Sort of gives me a Halloweenish-Christmasy feeling..
John Barry - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason, 2Eagle, TT, AFW.
alvin - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
the NEW nightmare before christmas
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
mwahaha! Great matching (as always) and an appropriately spooky parody. 555
renaldo - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Bela-issimo!
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
bloody good parody JAB - 555

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