-> "Sundered My Thumb"
Original Song Title:
"Under My Thumb"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sundered My Thumb"
The Lyrics
Sundered My Thumb
Sundered my thumb
When I brought that hammer down.
Sundered my thumb—
I guess I should have learned to pound.
Came down on me—
Missed the nail; hit the knuckle square.
Up my arm the pain had run—
I'd sundered my thumb.
Sundered my thumb
It hurt and throbbed and turned bluish-gray.
Wondered how come
It curled backward?—looked like a "J."
Pain pounded me—in the head,
Like a migraine. . .backward my eyes rolled,
Then came down; pain must be numbed—
Want some opium!
For my bum thumb,
Took Vicodin—that dampened the hurt.
Sundered my tum:
It unsettled my gut and made me hurl.
Came up on me—
Subgum-seafood lunch, Vicodin too,
Rained on me—monsoons had come—
And stuck on my thumb.
Ungummed my thumb
By prying off undigested whelk.
Plundered my rum
And took a shot to steady myself.
Waited three weeks; now I've reflected—
Should have gone to emergency room.
Caused gangrene, the delay—how dumb!
They cut off my thumb.
At least not right!
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