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Song Parodies -> "Morphed"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

'Mondo Cane' theme

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Morphed to be making love without a bone,
He's got a cove where ova find no home.
Morphed, he's a dimpled "bird," as the Brits say;
He's gotta give the docs their morphing pay.

Morphed, now he'll find a beau
Who won't ever have to know
The secret that he is keeping,
Though hormones have got him weeping.

Long sir's been gone now for a short, short time,
And now that he's sans member, he feels fine

Because his system is endorphed,
Now nature must take its course.
How he loves that he's been morphed.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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