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Song Parodies -> "Prowed Mary"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Prowed Mary"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cleft for my knob is the slitty. . .
workin’ in my staff with a slight delay.
But soon it has crossed: inward it is leapin’;
buryin’ belaying pin—drive it in.

Big wield—seed spawn germ in,
prowed Mary keeps on squirmin’.
Polin’, polin’, polin’ till she quivers.

Gleaned was my substrate of spending
pumped into domain round with sluice bore seamed,
lovely, like a maw in which I put my fishy—
my big fish sticks inside of this quimmer-moat, teemed.

Big wield seeps on her in,
prowed Mary keeps on squirmin’.
Polin’, polin’, polin’ till she quivers.

Festooned with down is her quiver.
Yessir, poon is fine when pee pole there lives.
The opening furry, unless wax from honey
bees is put on then ripped off till shagginess gives.

Big squeal ’cause it’s burnin’;
loud Mary gets de-furrin’.

Shows skin, shows skin, shows skin now, her quiver. . . .

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Total Votes: 6

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Peregrin - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
"big fish sticks inside"? Bartender! Mud sharks for the little lady. Hurry up, get the Led out. Or is this all a red herring? Interesting work, JB!
John Barry - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin!
Puto - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Poley Mackeral!
Callmelennie - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Bedsprings a-keep on creaking; and the plowed Mary keeps on freaking :-D ... Hey, shouldn't the title of this song be "Plowed Mary" JAB? Or is the woman in question Japanese?
Meriadoc - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Egads! Are you channeling Malcolm's spirit? :D
Dave W. - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Instant replay...Did he just? Did he mean that? Could we see that again? Oh my !....Upon further review, we believe that you were - Not , " Out of Bounds " And you really ,really from the zipper....Proceed to do your Victory dance.
Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know about anyone else, but I detected some double entendres in this one.
Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
555!!! I thought at first that the title was "Plowed Mary"... but then that would be knockin' on the back door ;-D

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