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Song Parodies -> "Mad, Rude Bison"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Moon Rising"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Mad, Rude Bison"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I see some mad, rude bison;
I don't think they've been munchin' hay.
I wish that their lunch break was ricin.
I'd better get out of their way.
CHORUS:
Don't fall down in flight—
Their poundage is not slight.
They're mad, rude, and of huge size.
Out here, the loco weed is growin'.
It makes them crazy as a loon.
Oh dear, their rage is overflowin',
And those aren't friendly sounds they're mooin'.
CHORUS
Oh sh*t! They have banded together.
They're givin' me the evil eye.
I'd love to tan their hides for leather,
But right now I have got to fly.
CHORUS.
I don't think they've been munchin' hay.
I wish that their lunch break was ricin.
I'd better get out of their way.
CHORUS:
Don't fall down in flight—
Their poundage is not slight.
They're mad, rude, and of huge size.
Out here, the loco weed is growin'.
It makes them crazy as a loon.
Oh dear, their rage is overflowin',
And those aren't friendly sounds they're mooin'.
CHORUS
Oh sh*t! They have banded together.
They're givin' me the evil eye.
I'd love to tan their hides for leather,
But right now I have got to fly.
CHORUS.
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No b.s., this is funny! High 5's John
over here downunder, a bison is what we wash our hands in - good one John - 555
Think they should ban rude bison
Think they should send 'em on their way
But, I cannot tell a lie, son
Guess there's some votes headin' your way
Think they should send 'em on their way
But, I cannot tell a lie, son
Guess there's some votes headin' your way
Heeerrrrre's a stam-pede of some fives.
Great job. Bison scare the bejesus out of me!
I LOVE Bison. They just make me think of Yellowstone...which is my favorite place of all time. I also love this parody. Nice work.
scary...nice job...5s
Another thought... would 200 bison be a bisontennial?
And just as I finish listening to Born on the Bayou, I stumble across this CCR parody. Top job!
Thanks everybody! And I want to assure you that no bison were harmed during the making of this parody.
If y'all are ever on Interstate 93 in Tilton, New Hampshire, stop by The Tilton Diner for a superb bison-burger....yumm!!
I kept seeing scenes in my head from old movie westerns where there was the occasional stampede. I think there was such a scene in "How The West Was Won". Well done.
Mad, rude bison, eh? I think I used to work with someone who fit that description. Anyway this is one of the funniest parodies I've herd recently. 555!
Just try to outrun them until January. Everyone knows that Buffalo never win in that month. In fact, the Bills are having enough trouble winning in any month these days. And the Sabres aren't even playing! (Although the Buffalo Bisons, farm club of the Cleveland Indians, won baseball's Governor's Cup, the Triple-A Championship.)
Phil, take 5 lashes from a wet noodle for that horrible pun. It produced a groan on the range.
To the point...a bit like the bison. 555
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