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Song Parodies -> "Mad, Rude Bison"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Mad, Rude Bison"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I see some mad, rude bison;
I don't think they've been munchin' hay.
I wish that their lunch break was ricin.
I'd better get out of their way.

CHORUS:
Don't fall down in flightó
Their poundage is not slight.
They're mad, rude, and of huge size.

Out here, the loco weed is growin'.
It makes them crazy as a loon.
Oh dear, their rage is overflowin',
And those aren't friendly sounds they're mooin'.

CHORUS

Oh sh*t! They have banded together.
They're givin' me the evil eye.
I'd love to tan their hides for leather,
But right now I have got to fly.

CHORUS.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
No b.s., this is funny! High 5's John
Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
over here downunder, a bison is what we wash our hands in - good one John - 555
Phil Alexander - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Think they should ban rude bison
Think they should send 'em on their way
But, I cannot tell a lie, son
Guess there's some votes headin' your way
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Heeerrrrre's a stam-pede of some fives.
Ashkicksass - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. Bison scare the bejesus out of me!
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE Bison. They just make me think of Yellowstone...which is my favorite place of all time. I also love this parody. Nice work.
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
scary...nice job...5s
Phil Alexander - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Another thought... would 200 bison be a bisontennial?
Alex Morris - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
And just as I finish listening to Born on the Bayou, I stumble across this CCR parody. Top job!
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody! And I want to assure you that no bison were harmed during the making of this parody.
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If y'all are ever on Interstate 93 in Tilton, New Hampshire, stop by The Tilton Diner for a superb bison-burger....yumm!!
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I kept seeing scenes in my head from old movie westerns where there was the occasional stampede. I think there was such a scene in "How The West Was Won". Well done.
MasonR - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Mad, rude bison, eh? I think I used to work with someone who fit that description. Anyway this is one of the funniest parodies I've herd recently. 555!
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just try to outrun them until January. Everyone knows that Buffalo never win in that month. In fact, the Bills are having enough trouble winning in any month these days. And the Sabres aren't even playing! (Although the Buffalo Bisons, farm club of the Cleveland Indians, won baseball's Governor's Cup, the Triple-A Championship.)
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, take 5 lashes from a wet noodle for that horrible pun. It produced a groan on the range.
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
To the point...a bit like the bison. 555

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