Song Parodies -> Hooters Googly Tit Lust

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

  
Parody Song Title:

"Hooters Googly Tit Lust"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

You've hooters googly-eyed tit lust,
It's the breast sight you revere.
You don't know if they will show,
But dropped D cups you'll cheer.

You've got hooters googly tit lust
And when you gawk for a teat,
Those belle globes held under robes
When unleashed are a treat.

Oh how the nipples grow
In a chilling breeze.
You would palpate these two,
Kiss and give a squeeze.

You've hooters googly-eyed tit lust;
Their encasement's what you fear.
Oh those boobers! Handsome hooters
Boost googly guys who leer.
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alvin rhodes - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
more than just stockings stuffed this year...5s
Jack Wilson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
We wanna SEE the hooyers not read a dang song about em...anyways 555 D

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