Song Parodies -> Cable Bites

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music soundtrack

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cable Bites"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Cable bites, cable’s shite;
You at Comcast can eat me.
Every night: tiling sight,
Yet up on price you beat me.

Bottom-feed shmoes,
Your service sure blows;
Soon service I’ll sever.

Cable bites, cable’s shite.
In my home again--never!
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adagio - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for putting that song in my mind AGAIN!!! I use to write dozens of them. Pretty good work, but the OS is too short to make it truly funny. I think there may be more verses.
AFW - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm with you on this, John...just got my cable bill, today...I know what you mean, they are very near the top on my hate list, too...good message and job on a very short song.
alvin - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...never used comcast but any one i know who has says the same thing...i have time warner which ain't much better
Mark Scotti - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny little ditty, John! Always liked that song!
Harry - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Short circuit that cable, John. 555.
MadameRotary - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, ~Le Duke au Bray de Nay ~ I believe I'm the only one in the SiliconValley with a rotary phone & bunnyEars . . . So, get a dial tone, sir !
Andy Primus - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one for such a short song. Maybe I'm lucky but I got a TV/phone/broadband deal from Sky 3 years ago & have never had a problem with any of it. My only gripe is the cost which I think is dearer on average than in the US - just like our food, cars, petrol, etc, etc
John Barry - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, AFW, Alvin, Mark, Harry, Madame, Andy (Comcast is corporate evil personified).
Andria - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I beg to differ about Comcast. I have had no issues with their digital cable, internet and telephone services, although it is quite expensive. I have often been known to lounge around late at night in the company of Comcast Music Choice's "Soundscapes" (relaxation and world music) programming, several light-up adult beverage signs, a large indoor fountain and the heat of my wood stove. Regardless, I liked this parody enough to award 5s.

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