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Song Parodies -> "Abel Knifed?!"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweisse"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Abel Knifed?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thanks to Observer and Main, a Caniam for helping me rewrite and expand my first pass at the 19-line (18, actually) OS.
Abel knifed? Cain pulled knife?!
That story isn’t meet; it’s
just not right,
is a slight…
not how’s pulled off the feat; it’s
wrong dontcha know? That version is faux,
faux, but “no” on “clever.”
Abel’s knifed? that ain’t right--
messed up, faux, and no sever.

Abel-smite, not mit knife.
Of wrong that song’s replete; it’s
just not right,
from our sight
and from this site retreat, it.
Bopped with a stone by his bro; atone?
Too late for this wretch purged.

or

Banned from his home, bro was doomed to roam,
doomed to roam forever.

or

“Marked a bad bro, I am doomed to roam,
doomed to roam forever.”

Abel died; Cain then hied,
sent to roam, tagged, forever
(vexed by Yahweh forever).



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Observer - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Better, but yet no entirety accurate either. Read my new comment under yesterday's parody. 5-4-4

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