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Song Parodies -> "I'll Only Have Ryes with You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes for You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'll Only Have Ryes with You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I love to get high on rye--blind-drunk,
Till of everything I see two.
But my oxymoronic mind's sunk
In optic allusions askew.

Bars are open tonight,
Let's go in and get ploughed, get real tight.
But I'll have only ryes with you. Beer's
Proof isn't too high,
And wine just can't stand up to redeye,
So I'll have only ryes with you.

I say we blow off this beer garden
With its cloudy unfiltered brew.
So here's mud in your eye
Let's start swillin'; my whistle's bone-dry. . .
Bums, dipsomaniacs, we two.
But I'll only have ryes with you.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
extra credit for "dipsomaniacs"...5s
Head Cheese (Formerly Cheese Head) - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally a song I half way know. man you know a lot of songs that I dont know.

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