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Song Parodies -> "When She Is Moppin' Menarche"

Original Song Title:

"I Am the Monarch of the Sea"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"When She Is Moppin' Menarche"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Spun off from a comment on a Tommy Turtle tune take-off.
When she is moppin' menarche,
The tool's purged temporarily.
These days, stay big 'n' in your pants--
There's no sister-lovin while the cru daily decants;
There's no stick-'er -lovin' while the ooze is daily damped.
When there is a sanguine tide,
Boffin' must be denied.
So gland's in her fingers, and the cusp expands,
And so digit-lovin': that's a cuffin' from the hands,
And so digit-rubbin': ersatz lovin' from the hands.
And then the breezes blow
Fife-like. She, you: alto.
She piques the extrusion of your gnash├Ęd lance:
Thus goes sister-lovin' as your coughin'-maker cants,
Thus goes big-'n'-lovin' your coughin'-maker decants.
There'll be no stick-'er-lovin' while sloughin' potential placental implants.

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alvin - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
flowed beautifully
Tommy Turtle - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad to see turns of phrase like "cru decant" and "potential placental implants" put to full use, along with neobrilliance "coughin'-maker" (!) Master-(bat)-oratory on the visuals and descriptives. Five fingers, and thanks for the nod.
project sisyphus - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I have to plead DKTOS, but the language and phrasing here looks impressive for sure.

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