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Song Parodies -> "With a Little Help from His Friends"

Original Song Title:

"With a Little Help from My Friends"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"With a Little Help from His Friends"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What'd he saying, sanctimonious goon
Who takes handouts from big companies?
Cover your ears when he's singing a tune--
He sounds just like chattering monkeys.

Yeah, he gets by with a little help from his "friends."
I think he's bi--obsessed with "girlie-men."
he tries electors, elocutors' patience.

What does he do when he's always away
From his office and out on the road?
Grovels for graft he can spend his own way.
When he's asked, he says he just takes "loans."

Yeah, he gets by with a little help from his "friends."
He's gonna try Constitution to amend.

Oh he needs business buddies;
They're the only ones he loves.
He bleeds politic body,
The ones he pretends to love.

Can you believe that this shmuck reached this height?
Why yes, certainly. It happens all the time--
Shmucks like Delay, exempt from oversight,
Smells so bad, even Newt thinks he's slime.

They all get by with a little help from their "friends."
They're gonna pry a lotta cash outa their friends.
Offices high, held by lickspittle dickheads.

His screeds are kind of funny--
Speaks like a Texas ex-gov.
Though he's less of a dummy.
Polls show that neither is loved.

Yeah, he gets by with a little help from his "friends."
Office high, held by this thick-accent dickhead.
He tries to buy twit-full group of helper friends,
A twit-full group of helper friends,
A twit-full group of helper friends.

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Chuck A. Spear - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
It's funny, 'cause it's true! Now if only our country weren't in ruins (and yet everyone will continue voting for these crooks, because they like the various handouts they get from the money extorted from their neighbors, and really don't seem to want a Constitutional gov't and the freedom that we used to have)
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
ain't THAT the truth...5s
Serafina - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well said...5-5-5 ;)
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Superbly crafted! I'm not surprised...555
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Chuck, Alvin, Serafina, Rick.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ye're not exactly a major supporter of Ol' Black-Neck, are ye, laddie ?
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff... this is why I will never move to California (among many other reasons).

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