I am woman at the core,
This nutless longing—can't ignore.
And I want to do so much more than pretend.
I would rather have a bore,
So I'll become Pussy Galore,
Or perhaps Bo Derek as she was in "10."

CHORUS:
Right now I'm a guy,
But my jisdom's gonna wane.
Yes, I'll pay the price
To no longer be Wayne.
I'll wear thongs,
Nearly invisible,
I'll be woman.

They will rend and they will scrape me,
But the work will serve to make me
All despermened, cleaved with a hymenal hole.
And I won't come as a donger,
My new vise will become stronger
As I deepen the Ben-Wa balls that I roll.

CHORUS

Into a woman I've grown.
Like a fish, I've been deboned.
Now I'll spread my loving legs across a man.
Potential imbroglio
When home for Christmas I go
And I try to make my family understand.

Once I was a guy,
But my hisdom's down the drain,
Just a little slice
Turned me into a dame.
No more dong,
Now they're quimpinchable
By this woman.