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Song Parodies -> "No Refried"

Original Song Title:

"No Reply"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Refried"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've told you this before:
They gasify my core--
No refried!
They'll cause you to say "Eeww!"
And something might seep through when wind blows.

Don't strike a light!
Don't strike a light!
Unless you want to see
The eyebrows singed clean off your face.

You'd die from smell alone,
I'd fumigate your home,
Grown men'd cry.
So now you know--no beans
I might sully my jeans once more.

Clear--no refried! Clear--no refried!
My dietary plan
Says they must be banned--not a trace.

I'd eat beef stew, fried eel eyes, rat thighs,
But I must steer clear of those refrieds.
You won't forgive vile missiles I'll
Release if you serve me any refried.

You'd die from smell alone,
I'd fumigate your home,
Grown men'd cry.
So now you know--no beans
I might sully my jeans once more.

Clear--no refried! Clear--no refried!
My dietary plan
Says they must be banned--not a trace.

No refried! No refried!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Steve K. - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I see someone really split his vote (or is the one-voter trying out some new tricks?) Hmmmm, are they called RE-fried beans because they have to be cooked twice?
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
well paced and one of the funnier fart parodies i've seen...5s
AFW - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good John...but my doctor Wreck'em ends...Beano..
John Barry - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve, Alvin--thanks. AFW, LOL again!
2Eagle - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Three cheers for fragrant fuzzies.

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