Song Parodies -> A Ghoul You Can't Kill
| Original Song Title: | "A View to a Kill" |
| Original Performer: | Duran Duran |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Ghoul You Can't Kill" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Evil's tool is a ghoul you can't kill.
Pacemake's placed to ease the races. . .defibrill.
Nighttime, rises he; and live blood will he be taking.
His overbite is quite frightening as he opens wide.
Non-sacred guy's "kiss" prompts a sanguinary tide.
Not weakened. Why?
Well, you cannot kill him with fire;
He'll just dismiss it, and you'll bleed.
Can't make him retire--
It's daily, not nightly, he dreams.
Can't kill with church spire:
Naught's fatal to this demon seed. . .
Can't kill him--it's dire.
Then, boy! you're screwed, 'cause this ghoul you can't kill
See--he's undead,
Assassination attempts are all nil:
Forget what you hear,
Because no stake in the body's
Able to shear that heart hardened
With Kevlar stents. In vain
Would be any effort to nix this bane.
He just can't die!
No, you cannot kill him with fire;
And sharpened sticks? Nix! He'll still feed.
He's got blood desire--
He's tasting your coursing red stream.
Can't waste him with ire:
Talk's fatal not to demon seed.
Can't make him expire,
Because, you see, it's a ghoul you can't kill.
Pacemake's placed to ease the races. . .defibrill.
Nighttime, rises he; and live blood will he be taking.
His overbite is quite frightening as he opens wide.
Non-sacred guy's "kiss" prompts a sanguinary tide.
Not weakened. Why?
Well, you cannot kill him with fire;
He'll just dismiss it, and you'll bleed.
Can't make him retire--
It's daily, not nightly, he dreams.
Can't kill with church spire:
Naught's fatal to this demon seed. . .
Can't kill him--it's dire.
Then, boy! you're screwed, 'cause this ghoul you can't kill
See--he's undead,
Assassination attempts are all nil:
Forget what you hear,
Because no stake in the body's
Able to shear that heart hardened
With Kevlar stents. In vain
Would be any effort to nix this bane.
He just can't die!
No, you cannot kill him with fire;
And sharpened sticks? Nix! He'll still feed.
He's got blood desire--
He's tasting your coursing red stream.
Can't waste him with ire:
Talk's fatal not to demon seed.
Can't make him expire,
Because, you see, it's a ghoul you can't kill.
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wonderfully scary
Sir John . . . this was scary ! I see that you are ready for Trick-or-Treat night 0'Fright!
Thanks, Alvin, Cakes.
"Trance, then she'll expire
Her hemo-globin's what he needs..."
GMTA!
Something chilling to read while one IS chilling...555.
LOL!!! Bloody brilliant! Don't miss Richard Dreyfuss' "Doctor Strangelove" in Oliver Stone's movie "W".
A guy with your name doing Bond parodies, how ironic! LOL this was great 555
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