Song Parodies -> Bates
| Original Song Title: | "Wait" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bates" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
He’s got a long knife, takes life,
Dressed as a crone.
He’s gonna slay now, faux frau,
The blade is honed.
Bates, ill from mum-whack, matricide,
Sweet Janet was speared then died.
He’s got a sharp blade; he’s made
Up like a dame.
He’s gonna carve strong; it’s wrong—
“She” feels no shame.
Bates, ill from bump-off matricide--
Mom is sec: she’s sere and dried.
He feels as though
He’s mom, and so
He isn’t good--
Ain’t understood he’s she.
After “she” slew,
He grumbled: “Euw!”
And added: “You killed, shame! mommy!!”
He’s got a long knife, no wife,
Dressed as a crone.
He’s gonna slay now, knows how--
Birds he’s deboned.
Bates, filled his mummy, who’s now dried;
Though she’s dead, he hears her, snide.
He feels as though
He’s got to go
And do no good;
He shouldn’t be a she.
After “she” slew,
What he must do
Is sink the Ford filled with Ms Leigh.
He’s got a sharp blade; he’s made
Up like a dame.
It’s not a sarong, though long. . .
No fashion claim.
Bates, ill from doing matricide,
Now the poor boy’s brain is fried.
He’s had a wrong life, much strife,
Living “alone.”
He’ll go away now, a frau,
Sent to a home.
Dressed as a crone.
He’s gonna slay now, faux frau,
The blade is honed.
Bates, ill from mum-whack, matricide,
Sweet Janet was speared then died.
He’s got a sharp blade; he’s made
Up like a dame.
He’s gonna carve strong; it’s wrong—
“She” feels no shame.
Bates, ill from bump-off matricide--
Mom is sec: she’s sere and dried.
He feels as though
He’s mom, and so
He isn’t good--
Ain’t understood he’s she.
After “she” slew,
He grumbled: “Euw!”
And added: “You killed, shame! mommy!!”
He’s got a long knife, no wife,
Dressed as a crone.
He’s gonna slay now, knows how--
Birds he’s deboned.
Bates, filled his mummy, who’s now dried;
Though she’s dead, he hears her, snide.
He feels as though
He’s got to go
And do no good;
He shouldn’t be a she.
After “she” slew,
What he must do
Is sink the Ford filled with Ms Leigh.
He’s got a sharp blade; he’s made
Up like a dame.
It’s not a sarong, though long. . .
No fashion claim.
Bates, ill from doing matricide,
Now the poor boy’s brain is fried.
He’s had a wrong life, much strife,
Living “alone.”
He’ll go away now, a frau,
Sent to a home.
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John, clearly you've mastered Bates!
Quite a few lines here gave me a good laugh - especially ill from mom whack & mom is sec
no. I will not hide in the fruit cellar, mr. Barry. You think i'm fruity? Norman...put...me...down...LOL. Another slasher with a 5.55 inch blade.
love the psycho stuff...especially liked the "sink the ford" line
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