Song Parodies -> Ruminate
| Original Song Title: | "Runaway" |
| Original Performer: | Del Shannon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ruminate" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
As I work so long on the farm, I sing a song
In the mud, amid odors so strong.
And as I still work on, I step on some bovine crud
That once had the form of a cow cud.
I'm a-forkin' 'em the hay;
Fallin' in the trough, it's put away.
Promptin' in me a query
About the mystery
Of their stomachs,
Their stom-om-om-om-omachs.
Why-why-why-why-why-why
They twelve time ate.
It's no wonder, they salivate
Because they ruminate,
Rum-rum-rum-rum ruminate,
Rum-rum-rum-rum ruminate.
[Repeat the second verse several times until you digest it]
In the mud, amid odors so strong.
And as I still work on, I step on some bovine crud
That once had the form of a cow cud.
I'm a-forkin' 'em the hay;
Fallin' in the trough, it's put away.
Promptin' in me a query
About the mystery
Of their stomachs,
Their stom-om-om-om-omachs.
Why-why-why-why-why-why
They twelve time ate.
It's no wonder, they salivate
Because they ruminate,
Rum-rum-rum-rum ruminate,
Rum-rum-rum-rum ruminate.
[Repeat the second verse several times until you digest it]
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Great job JB, 5's.
Cows spit it up and chew again
Hay chewed
Again
Tastes like a grassball
That's a bit older
And cows all know if it's not chewed
Then it's
Not food
Beauty's in the eyes
Of the cud-holder
Cows spit it up and chew again
Hay chewed
Again
Tastes like a grassball
That's a bit older
And cows all know if it's not chewed
Then it's
Not food
Beauty's in the eyes
Of the cud-holder
As a former (thank God for that) farm boy, myself, this rings very true to me. Great parody. All 5's.
"Stom-om-om-om-omachs"...love it! 555
i was cracking up before i even got to the song...nice job
FUNNY! I read this while I sat in my room 'n' ate.....5s
Thanks, JD, Billy, Kristof, Alvin, Rick.
As Bart would say, you had a cow, Man! five of 'em
My first LOL one of the day! :-)
ah, cannot get enough cow parodies - nice work John - 555
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