Song Parodies -> Baby, I'm A-Taunt You
| Original Song Title: | "Baby, I'm A-Want You" |
| Original Performer: | Bread |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby, I'm A-Taunt You" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Baby, I'm a-taunt you,
Baby, I'm a-tease you
You then hold a gun. . .
Don't dare; you bluff;
I blurt it out:
Maybe I'm a-crazy
So I lip off, run my mouth.
The gun's in my direction,
Hammer's got inflection,
And the guiding sight's aimed at me,
So I drop and cower.
"Save me!" I'm a-prayin'
That you will not be a-sprayin' slugs at me,
But you are quite riled and open up;
I'm passing on.
Meanwhile, late at night.
You later hear me laughing on.
(And it's a long, strong Poe-like laugh,
Voice crazy, high;
My taunts won't die.)
Baby, I'm a-haunt you,
Habeas (deceased) too.
Now I'll posthumously ride you, baby.
Baby, I'm a-tease you
You then hold a gun. . .
Don't dare; you bluff;
I blurt it out:
Maybe I'm a-crazy
So I lip off, run my mouth.
The gun's in my direction,
Hammer's got inflection,
And the guiding sight's aimed at me,
So I drop and cower.
"Save me!" I'm a-prayin'
That you will not be a-sprayin' slugs at me,
But you are quite riled and open up;
I'm passing on.
Meanwhile, late at night.
You later hear me laughing on.
(And it's a long, strong Poe-like laugh,
Voice crazy, high;
My taunts won't die.)
Baby, I'm a-haunt you,
Habeas (deceased) too.
Now I'll posthumously ride you, baby.
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i love a story with a happy ending
I like the dark humor, here..555
This should be performed by Incubus. How about "I Shot My Husband" to "I Shot The Sheriff"?.
I loved this. Very funny.
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