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Song Parodies -> "Aloe Wetter"

Original Song Title:

"Alouette"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Aloe Wetter"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Aloe wetter, juicy aloe wetter,
Aloe wetter, jerk ta flume a spray.
Jerk ta flume a spray from head,
Jerk away till fully bled.
Spray from head
Spray from head
Aloe wet,
Aloe wet.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!

Aloe wetter, juicy aloe wetter,
Aloe wetter, jerk ta flume a spray.
Jerk ta flume a spray in bed,
Working till you've maid your bed.
Spray in bed,
Spray in bed,
Spray from head
Spray from head
Aloe wet,
Aloe wet.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!
[Repeat pattern throughout]

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, a coup
De grâce; what does it mean, coup?*
Spray, a coup. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray so high--
Squirts directly in your eye.
Spray so high. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, although--
Jerk too much, you're spayed Play Dough
Spayed Play Dough. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, your eyes
Crossed at point between your thighs.
Spray your eyes. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, your cue:
Antipodes* of your queue*
Spray, your cue. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, just jam
It till you produce pearl jam.
Spray pearl jam. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray; pee way
Is diverted while you play.
Spray, pee way. . . .

*Coup de grâce: literally, blow of mercy; any finishing or decisive stroke. Antipodes [4 syllables]: places diametrically opposite each other. Queue: tail.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Laugh-out-loud-FUNNY! Especially the last verse!
Josh 999 - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto on Johnny D.'s comment!
Serafina - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A great play on the original title and words. 5-5-5 for you! ;)
Kristof Robertson - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You just get better and better, JB. 555
P.Pete - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Very fine workmanship for all 5's
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
goofy fun...5s
Catch 23 - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555. This day will forever be known as naughty Friday! Very clever
Rick C - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderfully Whacked! 555
Death To Triple-One Voters - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was NOT worth a triple one vote. To the basterd that made that bogus vote: get a life.
Alyssa - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely and utterly fan-bloody-tastic!.... Although i don't understand a word of it. 545. And who WAS the idiot that gave all the good parodies ones?
Kat - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, if I find him, I'll belt him.

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