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Song Parodies -> "Caligari"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Caligari"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When the moon hits your eye, night-time hike for this guy:
Caligari.
When the stars start to shine, somnambulism time—
Pal, don’t tarry.
Harm you’ll bring to folks who’s sleeping; you’re loping, creeping,
’cause you’re a naughty fella.
During day you are put away and can’t join the fray,
Like baying noche fellas.

You’re embellished with drool, and whose-a mesmerized fool?
Caligari’s.
He’s a doc who’s a creep, makes you walk in your sleep
With no drug.
So you walk but don’t dream, and you stalk, make folks scream. . .
(Pal, you’re scary!)
. . .snoozin’-free, usin’ the boozin’ spree. ’busin’ thee’s
Caligari.

When the moon hits your eye, night-time hike, guy, here’s why:
Caligari.
When the stars start to shine, it’s nix time to recline,
Pal, don’t tarry.
Alarms ring, but you stalk, sleeping, eyes ope not peeping;
The doc’s a naughty fella.
During day, he puts you away; in the box you’ll stay,
’cause you’re a noche fella.

Your deportment’s not cool; you’re a snorting gent with drool.
Gals, be wary!
Your prête ’portment’s not neat, an assortment of sheets
What you lug.
When you walk in your sleep, you don’t talk and don’t peep,
Pal refract’ry.
Snoozin’s he ’busin’ thee; the people’s losin’ sleep—
Malefact’ry.

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Old Man Ribber - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
You have really come out of the "Cabinet" with this sly one, BJM. If you'll pardon the Expressionism Mr. Lang, if the shoe Fritz...wear it. ;)
John Barry - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Your comment is funnier that the parody, OMR. Thanks.
~LadyNocheBella~ - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, we certainly are wary of your scary ways, SirNocheFella, the one so caraMiaMella . . .
TJC - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Cool Caligulaesque Caligari! (hmmm.... suddenly I hunger for calcavella n' calamari!)

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