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Song Parodies -> "Flight Rabbits"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Flight Rabbits"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

No pill should be larger
Than a small bearing ball.
If the one pet doctor gives you
Gives you any pause at all.
Don't allow it!
'Cause it might get stalled.

And if you have got a rabbit
Or a hamster—that fuzz ball!
Do not let them choke on a caterpillar—
You'd give the vet a call
Show no malice
To your pets in thrall.

Show tenderness; don't lord
It over them; just let them go,
So that they can nibble on mushrooms
In the wild places they know.
Don't be callous;
They are not slow.

Logic's not anthropomorphic
Inside their little heads.
And though they might bite and go attackward,
That's because they feel a threat.
Remember to make your mouse fled.
Free your pets!
Free your pets!
Free your pets!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the frog-release scene in E.T.
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
strange little it though
Charlie Decker - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
When I clicked on this one, I thought the title was "fight rabbits" and would have something to do with Monty's pretty good anyway.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The 5's keep multiplying for you...clever topic and wording, although I do wonder why you chose "Flight" as the replacement for "White".

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