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Song Parodies -> "Thank Leaven For Vittles Surge"
Original Song Title:
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
Original Performer:
Maurice Chevalier
Parody Song Title:
"Thank Leaven For Vittles Surge"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Thank leaven for vittles surge;
Those vittles surged get bigger as they bake.
Thank leaven for vittles surge;
What blows up is a most delightful cake.
Those vittles highly swell up, so appealing,
But, hey, don’t stash in too much. . .mashed cake on the ceiling.
Thank leaven for vittles surge,
Thank leaven that makes small
Dough matter airy. . .matter grew.
For without it, what would vittles Goy do?
Thank leaven, thank leaven,
Thank leaven for vittles surge.
Those vittles surged get bigger as they bake.
Thank leaven for vittles surge;
What blows up is a most delightful cake.
Those vittles highly swell up, so appealing,
But, hey, don’t stash in too much. . .mashed cake on the ceiling.
Thank leaven for vittles surge,
Thank leaven that makes small
Dough matter airy. . .matter grew.
For without it, what would vittles Goy do?
Thank leaven, thank leaven,
Thank leaven for vittles surge.
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Sir, piRatJacques de Bray und Nay, are a gourmet, Sir ? Try creme Puffs; they're not easy to make! . . . chips aHoy, SirSweaty ! !
Clever, 'Maurice Chevabarry'--diggin' your treatment of Roman Polanski's theme song...
Thanks,Cakes and TJC.
This rises to the occasion! ;D
ThIs tasty satire is quite a treat! Leaven rose up to 555!
Lot's of leavity in leavening!! i'll take 555 slices..
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