Song Parodies -> Horns on Pate
| Original Song Title: | "Born Too Late" |
| Original Performer: | Poni-Tails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Horns on Pate" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Horns from pate are what sprout from D. C.;
He came up to the earth, sent from hell's gate.
Guy has grown horns from pate.
Horns on pate. He came from below, not above.
Got ire, breathes fire; he's Satan's mate,
And he has a shorn pate.
He tries to get the spikes covered
With some skin-tone putty.
He strongly will hiss at you
If you question him in D.C.
For he has. . .
Horns on pate. . . can't hide with hair.
And his heart's wired--
Sometimes docs must defibrillate
To help resuscitate.
Scorn awaits persons who dare
To ask him why
Things just are not going so great:
He will scorn that you pra-a-a-a-ate,
As rise the horns from pate.
Nick's mate.
He came up to the earth, sent from hell's gate.
Guy has grown horns from pate.
Horns on pate. He came from below, not above.
Got ire, breathes fire; he's Satan's mate,
And he has a shorn pate.
He tries to get the spikes covered
With some skin-tone putty.
He strongly will hiss at you
If you question him in D.C.
For he has. . .
Horns on pate. . . can't hide with hair.
And his heart's wired--
Sometimes docs must defibrillate
To help resuscitate.
Scorn awaits persons who dare
To ask him why
Things just are not going so great:
He will scorn that you pra-a-a-a-ate,
As rise the horns from pate.
Nick's mate.
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nice bit o' bashin'
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