Song Parodies -> Morn, Too Late
| Original Song Title: | "Born Too Late" |
| Original Performer: | Poni-Tails |
| Parody Song Title: | "Morn, Too Late" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Morn, too late for beings that need P.-
M. ambience to amble, masticate.
Die in the morn—to late.
Morn, too late, so they must get down from above.
They'll fry and die if they should wait
Until morn--too late.
You see them walking with bloodlust,
And you had better flee.
They long to hold you and nip you
In a vein or an artery.
They're hungry.
Morn, too late. If they're up there,
Not where they lie
In a coffin. . .earthen substrate.
Die if till morn they wait.
Morn, you wait deep in their lair
To make them die
You've got to get them with a stake
And a cruciform t-a-a-a-ake.
Don't let careworn hands shake.
The stake!!
M. ambience to amble, masticate.
Die in the morn—to late.
Morn, too late, so they must get down from above.
They'll fry and die if they should wait
Until morn--too late.
You see them walking with bloodlust,
And you had better flee.
They long to hold you and nip you
In a vein or an artery.
They're hungry.
Morn, too late. If they're up there,
Not where they lie
In a coffin. . .earthen substrate.
Die if till morn they wait.
Morn, you wait deep in their lair
To make them die
You've got to get them with a stake
And a cruciform t-a-a-a-ake.
Don't let careworn hands shake.
The stake!!
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you got to the heart of the matter with this one
? ? ? cake-worn hands? ? ? another Cabo-Wabo award, Sir John.
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