Song Parodies -> Blown Main
| Original Song Title: | "Cocaine" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blown Main" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Aroma in your snout
Tells you it's leaking out,
Blown main.
If any sparks around,
House burns to the ground,
Blown main.
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Blown main.
If you change a fuse,
Could be really bad news,
Blown main
Don't turn gas on, Don,
'Cause it's already on,
Propane.
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Propane.
'Cause the gas is on,
If you smoke, you'll be gone,
Blown main.
That was a bad act
To ignite that match,
No brain.
Struck a light
Now your site
Is no-life
Domain.
Tells you it's leaking out,
Blown main.
If any sparks around,
House burns to the ground,
Blown main.
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Blown main.
If you change a fuse,
Could be really bad news,
Blown main
Don't turn gas on, Don,
'Cause it's already on,
Propane.
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Strike no light!
Propane.
'Cause the gas is on,
If you smoke, you'll be gone,
Blown main.
That was a bad act
To ignite that match,
No brain.
Struck a light
Now your site
Is no-life
Domain.
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explosive....i'm guessing "cobain" is right around the corner
Thanks, Alvin. Someone's already done "Cobain."
Has anyone done one called "Insane"?
Looks like not, PMS. Go for it.
Rogaine too likely been done, but haven't checked...All great but champagne my fave as I enjoy it and appreciate your "deftly imparted deeper knowledge" By the way, that isn't my death rattle you're hearing, its just burbling Tiny Bubbles, aspirated during fits of merriment!
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