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Song Parodies -> "The Bush Nuts Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"The Bush Nuts Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lest this give the impression that I'm a Kerry supporter, although he couldn't possibly be any more inept than Dubya, I support the ABB (anybody but Bush) movement, a lost cause if ever there was one.
Bush nuts toasting while the world's on fire;
Jackoffs trip over their toes.
Fools tried carols—bungled by Senate choir;
Now Achcroft's an SS homo.

Many people know,
These turkeys, several missing lobes,
Like their Fuehrer aren't too bright--
Tiny thoughts. . .and their hinds, all aglow,
To take it hard and deep tonight.

There's no sanity on the way.
He's sending boys and girls to Iraq to be slain
Many mothers and dads now have to cry
"Cause his reign sent their kids to needlessly die.

It's clear the simpleton is in a daze;
He's "resolute" without a clue.
Who knows what he says when he babbles and brays?
Kerry's hist'ry—we're screwed.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 11

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   8

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Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious how your syllables rhyme so closely to the corresponding syllables of the original song!
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing's off in several places (a misplaced accent here or an extra syllable there); funnier than average though some of the language was too vicious for me. 4-4-4...
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
But hey, JB, what do you REALLY think about these Bushobo monkeys? 5's from me...
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, first off, your pacing isn't off anywhere. Secondly, it's fantastic. One of my favorite things about your parodies are the subtle little nuances that not everyone gets. You are brilliant John, plain and simple.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dubya is proof that anyone can grow up and be president in America - even the mentally challenged. Nice write.
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD--that's the fun and challenging aspect for me. Ingeborg, I've been thinking about my vitriol quotient. . .maybe sometimes too high. Thanks, Paul. Ash, you've just made my year--thanks!! Robert--thanks.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You do have a definite knack for matching the original lyrics. Very good.

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