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Song Parodies -> "Unsightly Sore"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Before"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Unsightly Sore"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Could it be a sty, this unsightly sore?
It looks kind of dry, this unsightly sore.
Now that I've opined, maybe I should find
Something to treat this unsightly sore.

Should I swab some lye on this unsightly sore?
Should I try to pry off this unsightly sore?
Or dab it with beer? Pour on Everclear?
Should I bite off this unsightly sore?

Alright, take bite—it tastes just like lemon pie.
In the sink I spit—don't drink—and then hold my hand high.

I'd had a good bite of this unsightly sore.
Gloves that are fur-lined then would hide this unsightly sore.
I go out to dine. . .after-dinner wine—
My hand throbs; I dunk it in the port.

Then I draw it near; with butter I smear.
Finally I plunge it in the torte.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
good advice here...biting off unsightly sores...hahahaha....5s
Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(mental note to self: always save John A. Barry's stuff for AFTER lunch) - um nice work John
* steps outside for some air * 555
MrMacphisto - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
For this parody I vote, it's only four. Hope that for my little note, you won't be sore.

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