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Song Parodies -> "Damming in the Dark"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in the Dark"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Damming in the Dark"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Damming in the dark—trees have chewed ends.
They’re damming in the dark, so have few friends.
They’re walking with a waddle as pines they shear;
High ones now lie; once here, they’re gone.

Hooking in a bite, they have yew love;
Their shiny teeth are white, they have chew love.
Then they can taste the new twigs so tender,
Damming in the dark.

Cut, though trunks are old. . .
Cutting rodents bold
They fell the old and young;

Hear them start on pine;
Soon it is supine.
Clear cuts. . .chomp trees like Beer Nuts.

Looking when it’s light, we see chewed trunks;
Their biting is a blight. . .bark-stripped nude trunks,
So we will have some new swigs, a bender
Slamming down the marc.*


*brandy

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D. Forest Kelly - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Taking a bite out of pine! 5's!
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Yet another of those dammed parodies? ;D
Patrick - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Most dam songs by one writer in a single day.
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
D. Forest: love your comments, in all your manifestations.

OMR: Yessir.

Patrick: Years ago, when I had energy, I did 100 in a weekend. Nearly killed me.
MadameDeTokeVille - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, CaptainCABO, I see you 'got your WABO' back, Sir Sweaty !
Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Wood you like me to give you more 5's?
Matthias - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought that this was going to be a parody of Springsteen's "Dancing In The Dark" but this was good too.
Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, I read the whole thing thinking it was a parody of Springsteen and then I read Matthias' comment. In that case, DKTOS but it's dam good

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