Song Parodies -> Cold Finger
| Original Song Title: | "Goldfinger" |
| Original Performer: | John Barry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cold Finger" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I kid you not, the music for the Goldfinger soundtrack was written by British composer John Barry. Sung by Shirley Bassey.
Cold finger on young man
Who is decidedly Dutch,
A diker's touch.
His name's Hans Brinker. . .
Secons you with a
Slender post of skin--
Keeps dryness in.
Molded berms he hopes won't pour. . .stay sere,
But this guy can't finger dikes all year.
If too cold, it curls--
Hypotherm tissue.
If it's missed the depths will issue.
Rolled klinkers--sh*tty curls,
Oh where can he drop a load?
Right by the road.
He's going to explode.
No commode
It's coiled up, a load.
He'll explode.
Left lunch by the road.
Watch your toes!!
Who is decidedly Dutch,
A diker's touch.
His name's Hans Brinker. . .
Secons you with a
Slender post of skin--
Keeps dryness in.
Molded berms he hopes won't pour. . .stay sere,
But this guy can't finger dikes all year.
If too cold, it curls--
Hypotherm tissue.
If it's missed the depths will issue.
Rolled klinkers--sh*tty curls,
Oh where can he drop a load?
Right by the road.
He's going to explode.
No commode
It's coiled up, a load.
He'll explode.
Left lunch by the road.
Watch your toes!!
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 1 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 1 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 2 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
kinda ironic a guy named hans is famous for his finger...you've certainly expanded on his legend...5s
Many thanks, Alvin.
And why did they get a Dutch boy to do it? Well, you see, there was this German kid, and he said, "Something's wrong here... I can't quite put my finger on it..."
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnbarry0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 110
Somewhere In Time: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack album at Amazon.com
Out Of Africa: Music From The Motion Picture Soundtrack album at Amazon.com
Dances with Wolves album at Amazon.com
You Only Live Twice album at Amazon.com
Thunderball album at Amazon.com
