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Song Parodies -> "Scooter, Scooter"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Scooter, Scooter"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Scooter, so scummy, scummy,
Outed Valerie girl,
After his boss told him to.
Scummy is Scooter, Scooter.
Will he be some man's girl
If the slammer he's going to?

I just can't believe the chumpiness--a grown man who
(chumpiness--a grown man who)
Has a douchebag name that'd shame a with-clue kid of two
(He's clueless about it, too)

Scooter, so scummy, scummy--
Outed Valerie girl,
After the Dick told him to.
Gag! Scummy is Scooter, Scooter.
Scooter is Cheney's churl;
Dick should be going down too.

False statements, obstruction of justice, perjury too
(False, obstruct, perjury too)
Just one of, to borrow from [John] Dean, a cancerous crew
(One of a cancerous crew)

Scooter, what a wretched POS, scummy,
He's got a douchebag name, like a baby's,
Satanic boss makes him look sweet, Satan[D]ic[k].

Libbster nailed by the Fitzster, but, um,
There's another POS, sir, Rove, yeah!
And, of course, the Dick who spawned it.

Per a little jury on it, Scooter,
And obstruct a little justice, scummy,
Falsify a little statement, Scooter,
Take a bullet for the VEEP, Scoot', Scoot', Scoot',
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Stooge, stooge, stooge
Steps, steps, steps
Down, down, down.
Scoot, scoot, scoot, Scooter.

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carol - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done JB. I just hope it doesn't stop with Scooter. 545
John Jenkins - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
It is entirely appropriate to spoof Libby for being indicted (and for his name, if you can't think of anything more substantial). But, in case you missed it, he is not being indicted for "outing" Valerie Plame, but for obstruction of justice and perjury. And no charges were filed against either Cheney or Rove.
Appropriate? - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Who made you the arbiter of what's appropriate?
Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy cow, you beat me to it! I had this very idea, but it probably wouldn't have turned out this good. Five, one count for each indictment against "Cheney's Cheney." Now, if we can get a few against Cheney himself... then get a Democratic Congress in '06... we still won't remove the son of a Bush in '07, but we could get more than the 50 guilties they got against the innocent Last President (So Far).
Bob Gomez - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I am singing this one to myself all week. And Michael, I think it's time for you to jump on that earlier idea of yours: "Chain-chain-chain, Cheney's foooool...."
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bob. It's written, it's sent in, and you're credited in the opening comments. It was fun.

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