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Song Parodies -> "Ewes Entrance: “Baaaaaaaaaaaa!”"

Original Song Title:

"Viewed: Enhanced Parts"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Ewes Entrance: “Baaaaaaaaaaaa!”"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

From the stable bounds a lamb so sweet. . .
shame that she could be table-bound for eats,
caaaaaaaaarved up, served—nonvegetarian haute cuisine.
Laaaaaaaaamb chops would be a fate of vengeance so mean.

(Up she’s ground!)

Little laaaaaaamikins is going “Baaaaaaaaa!”
soon complement a wine pour.
With knives, human entities staaaaaaart to caaaaaaaarve.
Such haaaaaaaaarm would be so cruel!

Slice, shaaaaaaaaarp. . .a wish for a delish dish;
I think I like her not stuffed in stove,
first seasoned with a little saaaaaaalt and thyme.
This little beauty shouldn’t go under the knife.

Roasted for vittles: cusine aaaaaaaaaaarts—
fleshy lust: food desires.
Roasted for vittles: cusine aaaaaaaaaaarts.
Foodies can be rude.

Roasted for vittles: cuisine aaaaaaaaaaarts;
Post-the-chop: braised in the fire.
I will save her so she’ll be secure;
this female sheep won’t be skew[er]ed.

Blossoming: staaaaaaaart of feeling a new way:
renounce venery for venery; to jeune [agneau] fille from filet.
Paaaaaaaaaaall this urge in me; friends might impaaaaaaaaaart
this advice. Ah but pierced by Cupid’s daaaaaaart
now is my heaaaaaaaaaaaart!

(Spurn moo’s for baaaaaaa’s.)

Appealing’s her squealing, “Baaaaaaaa!”
I think I’ll take her to the baaaaaaaarn,
spin a bit of wool for yaaaaaaaaaarn. . .
a sweater on the loom.

So, I’m her maaaaaan,
hot for laaaaaaamikins,
slaaaaaaaam-baaaaaaammin’, aaaaaaaaaassisted by aaaaaaaapplication of laaaaaaaanolin.
It’s then I decide:
I’m gonna make her my bride!

(I’ll risk animaldversion [sic], caaaaaaalling her “wife.”)

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Randy - November 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Not baaaaaaaaaaaad!!! 5s
John Barry - November 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Thaaaaaaaanks, Raaaaaaaandy.
AFW - November 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I once had an old typewriter that did thissssss....clever parody gimmick
Rob Arndt - November 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Sorry JAB about the delayed vote, but 555. Reminds me of Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex but were Afraid to Ask"!!! Am very sick right now so can barely write anything. Will try for PoP X9 for tomorrow...

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