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Song Parodies -> "I Pump Down Belgian Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Pump Down Belgian Brew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I pump down Belgian brew;
Het smaakt zo fijn.

Got lots o' hops; it's malty too
(Often sop up a multitude)
It beats Lion-
brew*, no denyin'.

You know, it's in Flanders
"Het smaakt" they'd propound.
But in Walloon français,
"Son goût est très, très bon" might be found.

Flavor of Belgian brew
Is quite sublime,
Sans lime!

I love brew
From waar/où
They speak two
Tongues, it's true.

I did howl
When on the air
Jokes made by Monty
Made the "Phlegms" scowl.**

But seriously.

I pump down Belgian brew
Le goût is fijn.

[fade on sounds of suds being slurped]



*Löwenbräu (Lion Brew) licensed brewing to Miller for U.S. consumption up until 2002. Like most other Miller concoctions, it was undrinkable swill. In October 2004, the parent company of Löwenbräu was acquired by Belgium-based Inbev.**http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode37.htm#10 ("Prejudice" segment)
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alvin - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
good for what ales ya
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Belgian Brew? Damn there are a lot of rhymes with you
John Jenkins - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you for letting me know what happened to Lowenbrau (and what the name meant) and for providing a thirst-quenching parody. Très bon - vraiment.

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