-> "Eleventh's Ape"
Original Song Title:
"Henry the Eighth"
Parody Song Title:
"Eleventh's Ape"
The Lyrics
Eleventh's ape, P-U! Real stench.
His name "gerrymandered": Poo BM.
Guy's a scary stooge, a skim-the-dough whore,
Hails from Tracy, which ain't right next door.
'cause of Burton's gerrymandering,
I'm "represented" by this dipsh*t, and
His name, changed by anagramizing
Is more aptly Poo BM.
Wretched turd; name makes two words.
Eleventh's fate is Poo BM,
Pombo anagramized: Poo BM.
He'd been voted in several times before,
Then his district encompassed my door.
Because of some gerrymandering
By cokey Burton and his crony clan,
I'm stuck with this jerk sleaze-pandering.
When name's changed it's Poo BM.
P-O-O B-M
Anagram of bagman's
Last name, Pombo, becomes Poo BM--
Then a most apt copronym.***
*Perata has been under investigation for years for various criminal activities. Charges have never stuck, earning him, along with Mafia capo John Gotti, the nickname "Teflon Don."
**Gerrymandering is a controversial form of redistricting in which electoral district or constituency boundaries are manipulated for an electoral advantage. The word "gerrymander" is named for the American politician Elbridge Gerry (1744 –1814), and is a combination of his name and the word "salamander," which was used to describe the appearance of a tortuous electoral district Gerry created in order to disadvantage his electoral opponents.
***copro-, a combining form meaning "dung"
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