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Song Parodies -> "Schmoozers, Schmoozers"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Schmoozers, Schmoozers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Schmoozers, Schmoozers

Mouths running, running,
Blabbering guys and girls
Maundering without a clue.
Blowhards these schmoozers,
Mostly sales guys and girls—
Smarmy politicians too.

I just cannot believe the loquaciousness of you.
(The loquaciousness of you)
I would like to leave, but you manage to block my route.
(You manage to block my route)


When those bullshit "pearls
of wisdom" start to fly at me.
(When these pearls start to fly at me)
I know you shine me on;
You pour it on tirelessly.
(You pour it on tirelessly)

So, pour some more bullshit on me. (schmoozers)
You're boring me—get aphasia! (love ta stun ya)
I'm gonna make a retreat. (ha, ha ha!)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll try to read 'em all John...I ain't promising anything! :-) This was great! 555
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...i'm halfway home !
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #4) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"You're boring me—get aphasia! (love ta stun ya)" ..... man, I love your usage of vocabulary!
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. I'm a sucker, sucker for playing with the lexicon.

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