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Song Parodies -> "My Fate's Viscous Fling"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"My Fate's Viscous Fling"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Turkey with gravy and stuffed full of dressing. . .
Work through four courses. . .more than ’nuff I’m fressing.
Piles of potatoes, green beans thin as strings—
These are some favorite Thanksgiving things.

Onions like pearls form a lace upon my plate,
Rum that I swirl and swig swims straight to my pate—
Drunkenness, then attempts at wife’s-sis flings—
These are some favorite Thanksgiving things.

Fist altercation with my brother-in-law,
Lip laceration: I place puncher in maw,
Red rivulets, a kvetch: “Wretch! that stings!!”
These are some favorite Thanksgiving things.

Then this dog bites,
So my knee brings
Itself to his nads;
I nearly de-member his favorite thing,
Then dig in to crabs and shads.

The mastication, though, requires a dressing,
Because gustation with redness I’m messing.
My sister-in-law applies it and sings.
Both inflamed, later we bang stiff bed springs.

Unctuous “pearls” shot straight into the substrate
Urgently girl-swirl in the strait where we mate.
Spunkeness swims, clings to an ovum’s ring—
This, not a favorite Thanksgiving thing.

Lip altercation with my sister-in-law. . .
Rips perforation. . .a “new one” ’neath my craw.
Out from the TV’s ringing “King of Kings”. . .
Not my favorite post-Thanksgiving things.

Need a “dog” bite;
The Jim Beam brings
Solace; I feel sad.
I wish I’d sheath-membered; my fate’s viscous fling
Has designated me “dad.”

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Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like you could use a little "Idle-vice!" ;D
Christie Marie M - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Talk about Thanksgiving and Kama Sutra uniting together! You don't see that every day, especially in Thanksgiving! I second to what OMR said. 555's and killer puns in your song!
UnKnownVotrix - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack: Please . . . S W I G ~ O N, Sir !
blackjack21 - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Well...that was an interesting holiday. What'cha gonna do this year? Here's $555 to get the party started.
TJC - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Word wizzzzzzardry!
Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sis-in-law screwing and such evildoing
You should be eschewing in favor of chewing
More turkey and writing more satires to sing
But meanwhile I'm giving you 5s for this thing.
:-)

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