-> "There’s Dearth Cuts in This Weep Mess"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Parody Song Title:
"There’s Dearth Cuts in This Weep Mess"
The Lyrics
It’s not a film that I’d put on my chart
Of examples of Hitchcock’s best art.
It’s a waste of time, except is has
Extended takes where no editing ends. . .
Takes in which the action don’t end; on it goes.
There’s dearth cuts in this weep mess,
Much as in “Rope”;
There’s dearth cuts in this creep fest.
This flick takes you on a ride—
The opposite editing technique tried;
Some cuts missed in the blink of an eye;
Edits can be counted in the tens;
Edits abounding; in the end this scene shows:
There’s sure cuts in this sleek “’west,”
Nothing like “Rope”;
There’s sure cuts in this speed fest.
When it comes to being sucky, “Cap”’s first
This Down Under soaper’s the master’s worst. . .*
Almost nothing but downside,
Only saving grace: the technique he tried
In “Northwest,” you can watch a plane fly,
That is, if you don’t blink your eyes; ’cause then
You’ll miss edits before scene’s end.
IMO:
The worst crud is the weep fest,
Nothing but soap,
Though dearth cuts in this weep fest.
There’s sure cuts in the sleek “’west”;
It is an op-
us compared to the weep fest.
*Actually, my vote for worst goes to 1931’s “The Skin Game,” a lame filmization of a John Galsworthy play.
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