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Song Parodies -> "There’s Leavening in the Beer"

Original Song Title:

"In Heaven There Is No Beer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brave Combo

Parody Song Title:

"There’s Leavening in the Beer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The OS is a revisionist version of the Frankie Yanovic classic. Can be heard at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm6BlvCgG0I
There’s leavening in the beer--
That’s why the foam is here.
And don’t you think that it’s queer
That bread don’t give head as does the beer?

There leavening in the wine--
That is why it tastes so fine.
I drink it till I’m nearly blind
And the keys to my house I can’t find.

There’s leavening when we fear--
Adrenaline it’s clear
Will prompt us to clear right out of here,
Hie to a nearby bar, buy a beer.

There’s seven upended mugs
In front of me; I’ve glugged
’em down, chased with bourbon slugs. . .
A girl slugs me ’cause I tugged her jugs.

I’s leavened from thoughts of sex. . .
Started to inflect.
Her muscular punch made me deflect--
My breast caress’d caused her to vex.

No leavening at Passo’er--
Flat bread is such a bore.
I’ll dash flat-out to the store
For bread, sex, beer and secs: ekht* wine to pour.


*real, genuine

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Christie Marie M - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
There's a whole lot of leavening in your parody, too! Rising with 3 sets of 5's!
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Leavening you fives. This parody 'rises" to the top!
Andy Primus - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
3 (sets of 5) cheers for leavening - PS second time recently that I've never even heard of the artist let alone the OS
Andy Primus - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm thinking of doing a version of Major General & I've just seen a Youtube vid of a bloke doing it in what looks like either an audition or a self promo vid (brilliant performance & facial expressions). I've noticed that the Heliogabalus line (don't know if any others - thought I'd ask this brfore I really look into it) has 17 instead of the usual 16. I've read numerous versions on this site & they all have 16's the whole way through (except for one that dropped his down to 15 for that line!). I watched another vid from the actual stage version & he sings it as 17 as well. At first I thought there might be an odd way of pronouncing it such as a Y for the IO but that doesn't seem to be the case. Is there something that I'm missing or do you all use straight 16's because it flows better?
alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
biblical overtones with the bread, the wine and the jugs
Tommy Turtle - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
But John, leavened bread *does* rise! .... Unexpected, clever twist ending... never saw it coming.

When your bread has no head
'Cause no yeast at the feast
Matzoh-more-eh!
MadameCatNip - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
oh, CatNip Jack, alias Sir Sweaty, i see that 40 days 0'Lent has you ' bent ' in certain directtion, sir !!

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