-> "Don't Fry Your Member"
Original Song Title:
"Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks)"
Original Performer:
Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fry Your Member"
The Lyrics
Don't Fry Your Member
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
When you use it to toast marshmallows.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers,
You'll scream in pain and you will bellow.
Don't fry your member over the fire's embers
Or you'll be as hot as hell, fellow.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
It will swell like a sail and billow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender.
You'll have to rest it on a pillow.
Don't fry your member; at best, 'twill be tender,
At worst you will find that it's nil-o.
Don't fry your member; you might be dismembered. . .
Sans phallo.
Phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo, phallo. . . .
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
The hole below will be so hollow.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
You'll be Venus and not Apollo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member.
I suppose that you could use a d*ldo.
If you're dismembered, you cannot re-member. . . .
Sans phallo.
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