Song Parodies -> Bereft of Harp, My Hand Jitters So
| Original Song Title: | "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bereft of Harp, My Hand Jitters So" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I will not touch Perrier, unless used as a chase.
That grappa made in Rome uses grapes as its base.
I can tear right through a Rhône and pour lots of them Manhattans.
I moan, feel shitty; I finished my last case.
Bereft of Harp, my hand jitters so.
Nothing to swill, I bawl. . .DTs.
Beeline for table in a bar. I demand a sidecar;
Pour ice in to chill this dog's hair--put it there!
My lunch--grape fare. Hand me that Pinot!
Blue Curaçao and gin, too, please.
When I come home too stewed, mad mistress blows
Her golden top; repines* to me.
*complains
That grappa made in Rome uses grapes as its base.
I can tear right through a Rhône and pour lots of them Manhattans.
I moan, feel shitty; I finished my last case.
Bereft of Harp, my hand jitters so.
Nothing to swill, I bawl. . .DTs.
Beeline for table in a bar. I demand a sidecar;
Pour ice in to chill this dog's hair--put it there!
My lunch--grape fare. Hand me that Pinot!
Blue Curaçao and gin, too, please.
When I come home too stewed, mad mistress blows
Her golden top; repines* to me.
*complains
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