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Song Parodies -> "Piglet's Smooth Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Piglet's Smooth Hide"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"That Pooh bear is being bad,"
That's what Tiggr'd say.
He's churlish and hopping mad
And starting to flay.

Pooh's tannin' Piglet's smooth hide, (3x)
That mean old bear

Pig. says Pooh's liftin' hunny
Is making him frown.
"You're stealing it from the bees,
So please put it down!"

Pooh won't let Piglet deride
Him, so he tans his thick hide.
Pooh's tannin' Piglet's smooth hide,
That mean old bear.

While Eeyore's standin' by on the side,
He sees the whip bite, but he's seized by lethargy.
He doesn't respond to Piglet's plight,
He does a lip bite and then sighs phlegmatically.

That Christopher Robin lad
Has come out to play
In the Hundred Acre Wood on this sunny day.
Soon Pooh is tanning his hide,
Pooh's tanning Christopher's hide, (2x)
That mean old bear

They don't know why Pooh's hidin' that guy.
He's just a kid, right? And treated Pooh right, nicely.
Eeyore sighs, "No matter" and his eyes
Avert to the right; sees life fatalistically.

He says Pooh's liftin' hunny
Is something that's bound
To happen reflexively--
Bears just wolf it down.

Pooh's then tannin' Eeyore's hide, (2x)
But Eeyore just lets it slide,
'Cause he don't care.

Pooh, that mean old bear,
Tiggr's in his lair,
Piglet's minus hair,
Eeyore doesn't care,
Christopher's impaired.

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Johnny D - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute and innocently sinister!
Tim Mayfield - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I would have sworn the theme song said 'silly old bear'.. 5's
PMS - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sick! Sick! Sick! Three fives of course!
John Barry - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Tim, PMS.
MasonR - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I did a Pooh parody a few weeks back. It was okay...but this was FANTASTIC! 5's!
alvin rhodes - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
trouble in paradise, eh ?....funny concept...5s
MrMacphisto - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... this is one of your best, John... 5-5-5
Stevie I - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
More like the 100 lashes woods! Oh bother!

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