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Song Parodies -> "Word: Turd"

Original Song Title:

"The Word"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Word: Turd"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

MS Word, it does not please,
MS Word, technofeces,
MS Word cloacal crud,
MS Word, lower than mud.

It's not fine,
It's malign,
MS Word's muck.

In the beginning, it was pretty good,
Now this huge dump can't be understood.

MS Turd, it does not please,
MS Turd, technofeces,
MS Turd cloacal crud,
MS Turd, lower than mud.

MS Turd muck.

I am not the only one who's said:
Geekish goons up in SAD* Redmond are brain-dead.

They made Word, technofeces,
And they work for techno-sleaze.
They made Word, cloacal crud;
It's a turd, lower than mud.

Unwiped rime,
It's bum slime,
It's a turd dump.

Next to Word, the plague is hardly a blight.
It's what a dog leaves: a huge pile of shite.

Stinking turd with rank bouquet.
Pray that Word will go away. . .
Part of Office, pile of muck;
The entire f*cking suite sucks.

It's not fine,
It's malign,
It's a turd dump.

*Seasonal affective disorder

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Phil Alexander - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
:-D Loved "technofeces" (even if it was missing an "a" ;-) ). There is only one statement I'd disagree with: in the beginning, Word was a slow, memory hungry dog (not altogether different to today, just much more so)
alvin - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
leaving you a pile of 5s
2Eagle - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Three stinking fives.
UnKnownVotress - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, ~ Duke o'Turdy ~ Careful Sir, this borders on TechnoSlease!

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